I have already solved some of the mysteries that have puzzled me throughout my career.
- Bama-- My findings here support that the word has its origins in Alabama, but I was shocked to find that it points to the less than hip more than the racist. I am also shocked to find it has nothing to do with those little pecan pies.
- Holla Back Girl--Sure, Gwen Stefani isn't one, but just what isn't she? Reports vary here. It could mean she is an upright young lady who won't respond to a booty call, it could mean that she is the head cheerleader and not the one who repeats the yell. I am going with this definition.
- My resolve to fight the use of the word crunk in the mainstream is validated here.
- Swoll means more than I ever thought it did.
- Bitchcakes as a term of endearment is validated. It's not just for me and Karina anymore!
- So this is what w00t means!
- I promise to return to school ahead of the curve with my acquisition of argyle pimp, failureteer, and twinkie.
Gotta make sure I spellasize before I publish!