...I offer my own entry into the Roadside Theology archives.
Try Our Sundays, They're Better Than Braum's
Wow, thanks for the tip. I have been craving some ice cream but now I know I can satisfy that craving with fewer calories at your local house o' worship.
It should be noted that this picture was taken with my soopa zoom as the driveway into the Church was blocked with a sawhorse and a big sign that said "PRIVATE PROPERTY--KEEP OUT!".
When your Sundays are that good, you can't go lettin folks in on Thursday. That would be madness.