-Grew up sitting at the pattern books before every major holiday
-Had to look at pictures like this and wonder how clothes would look on someone with hips (seriously, I think these ladies fueled the delusion that at 5'10" and 135 lbs., I was fat.).
-Was forced at one point to sport a bow butt
-Just needs a comedic romp through a sewing room
should visit threadbared now.
It is funny. That is all.