Friday, January 14, 2005

Things The OBU College of Teacher Education Failed to Mention

---Conversation with kid I just pulled from class---

-Hey, tell me about your jacket.
-What does it mean?
-It's a college.
-What college has the mascot "Hairy Beavers"?
-I dunno.
-Do you know what else that might mean?
-I need you to take that off and not wear it to class again.
-Some people might think that your jacket is talking about a vagina...
**Child sniggers*** maybe it should stay home.


Anonymous said...

FYI, the Gamecocks are real. They're a real college. Like really real. Goooo Gamecocks.

Anonymous said...

Oh that was me, K.

With the Gamecocks thing.

educat said...

I am familar with the Gamecocks because of young teenage boys who think they are funny and LOVE to wear the hats that say COCKS on them.

Hey, teenage girls, when I say you want a boyfriend with a sense of humor, THIS ONE AIN'T IT!

Let's see the Gamecocks play the Hairy Beavers. The goal is a long game where everyone wins.

I know that's awful, but I spent an entire weekend with children and had to be my subdued self for too long.