Today while working with a student who seems not to have passed any History classes so far, I hear a conversation.
Is Marraige and Family hard?
Nah, they talk about relationships and child care and stuff.
Dontcha gotta carry the
You don't have to carry the baby. You can write a report.
I'll carry the baby.
You can cheat the baby, you know?
You can put a block of wood behind its head so it looks like you're holding
it. You can also put its diaper over its head instead of feeding it. It's all
done with magnets and the diaper has one."
I decide to step in here, much to the relief of my young Historian.
So, you stick wood behind the baby's head and rub its face its own magnetic
Ummm...yeah? It's not real or anything.