I would like you to meet a new student.
I call him Dang, because that's all he says. When he's not calling me ma'am. Seriously, how can you not love that? He has used "dang" to express joy, distress, anticipation, and disgust. He makes his own clothes too. Daaaaaaang, how can you not love him? What's more, he sits next to Pimpdaddy.
I had to leave the room for a moment today and I made him smile as I left the room.
"Dang, you're in charge."