Ed, you're reaching. I tried your special patriotic blend "Red White and Blue" because you haven't failed me yet, but let it be known that I disapprove.
- Coffee ought not to be fruit flavored. Rasperry, Blueberry, and Vanilla should be flavors for tea, not coffee.
- Your love for country cannot be measured by the volume of products you create using out colors. If you are thinking of developing a "Support Our Troops" blend, hold off. Ship some Kenya AA to Iraq instead. They'll appreciate it more.
Help me out, what flavor would a "Suport Our Troops" blend have?
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I have been known to say that I love all things blueberry, and my adoration of coffee is practically my middle name. However, EEEWWWW!!!
"Support Our Troops" coffee should have the consistency of oil, and there should be a constitutional amendment that says you have to drink it straight up. Cream is for liberals. Also, one in every few thousand beans should resemble W and be sold on eBay for five figures.
I think Karina has it.
Straight up. We don't need your stinkin' suga'.
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