Monday, March 07, 2005

I Mo Rewind My Day For A Story...Shhhhoooooop!

Songbird: "Uh, Ms. Educat, this heifer be..."
Songbird is stopped short by Educat's steeley over-the-glasses stare.
Songbird: "I mo rewind that...ssshhhhhhooooooooop!(child makes a mouth noise meant to resemble a tape rewind) This girl be..."
Educat cocks her head to the side, continuing steeley gaze.
Songbird: "Ms. Educat, Princess Grace be..."
Educat: "What do Princess Grace be?"
Songbird: "Shhhhhhhoooooooop! Princess Grace is...uh...I forgot. Can I axe you later?"
Educat: Axe me anytime.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have got to be kidding me...

Kristen

educat said...

I don't write fiction.