A candidate for Oklahoma state superintendant of schools advocates "thick used textbooks placed under every student's desk so they can use them for self-defense during school shootings".
Fascinating. What a very Wonder Woman sight it would be to see my students using books as a shield.
Carry a book with you, friends. It's a rough world.
**Edited later to add!!**
This just in! News Channel 4 promises to show "what's in a book that could save your child's life!".
I need to move.