Thursday, August 18, 2005

And The Greatest Of These Is What?

Taken from a bumper sticker seen on the way home from school:

Three Things That Keep Us Safe--God, Guns, and Guts!

I am wondering, are these ranked alphabetically or in order of importance? If they are in order of importance, is said importance ascending or decending?

I won't argue the substance until this is clarified for me.

1 comment:

Susan said...

How big are the guns? More importantly, how big are the guts? Are we talking serious beer-belly guts, or a trim six-pack of guts? 'Cause I just assume the guy with this bumper sticker wants a big gun, has a big gut, and thinks his God is bigger than yours--or mine.

My favorite bumper sticker: God save us . . . from your followers.