Wednesday in Humanities, we were looking at the art of the Reformation. Toothpick boy, a beefy young man who somehow requires a toothpick in his mouth after a cafeteria lunch (soy can kill when lodged between your teeth), is visibly perturbed by Grunewald's Crucifixion.
"Ms. Educat, why would anyone ever put a picture that gory and violent in a church!? It's just wrong!"
"Well. Toothpick Boy, why would anyone make a film as gory and violent as The Passion of The Christ?"
"Because people need to know what...oh, I get it."