Armchair Survivor Decontructs

First, I have never watched a soap opera and I don't enjoy televised sports so allow me this.

Ok, my prediction came true. Amber Brkich, in a wild attempt to get a last name with vowels, accepted the proposal of "Boston Rob" Mariano. She then goes on to win Survivor All Stars, thus ensuring that he gets a million whether or not he actually wins the game of Survivor.

Ooh, Amber, get a prenup.