1. Take a hot shower.
2. Felt the Christmas trees I've been knitting all week
Here's a pic of someone else's. Someone who had hot water.
3. Properly wash oatmeal residue from bowls without much scrubbing. Have I ever told you about how my dad used to tell us that the pyramids were actually made from dry, leftover oatmeal? He'd say that while scrubbing said oatmeal and so the declaration was punctuated with his scrubbing. "Girls...the pyramids are made of the stuff that dries in your oatmeal bowls!"
4. Did I say take a hot shower? Because I'm saying it again.