Does anyone else ever see this show on the TV guide and have this strange picture of a library full of books chattering about something? They're all arguing hot and heavy and out of nowhere, one book (let's make him the Dictionary) speaks up.
"Hey everyone, let's quiet down! Let The Bible Speak!"
And then he does some grand sweeping gesture with his short Dictionary arm as if to indicate that the Bible has the floor?
Anyone ever think that?
Yeah, me neither. That'd be pretty stupid...