This is all in one real day, friends. If anything, I've cleaned it up for you.
1. (at the sound of rain outside) "Oh, it sounds so peaceful. I want to wear a white dress." (???)
2. Me: "A good example of personification would be something like 'sorrow knocked at my door'. We all know sorrow doesn't have hands, it can't really knock."
Kid: "What if somebody name be sorrow?"
3. My Special Ed co teacher left Friday to have a knee replacement. She'll be out the rest of the year.
Kid: "Where Mrs. Uhhh" (you might ask how I know he meant co teacher and not me. Easy. I'm Ms Uhhh, she's Mrs Uhh.)
Me: "Remember, she's out having surgery. She's having a knee replacement."
Kid: "Mang! She gone get someone else's knee? Who give her a knee?"
Me: "No, she's not getting a knee transplant. She's getting a plastic knee so she can move better."
Kid: "Mang! She must make BANK if she gone buy a whole new knee!"