Thursday, April 17, 2008

Another List of Actual Things I Heard Today

1. (Child watches me take deep breath of displeasure)

"Are you about to cuss me out? I mean, in teacher language?"

(and I release deep breath of displeasure in a snorting laugh.)

2. "Man! I thought I had my book but this is spray paint!"

4 comments:

Jim Jannotti said...

"Man! I thought I had my book but this is spray paint!"

Y'know that kind of s**t always happens to me!

CaliforniaTeacherGuy said...

More good laughs to lighten my day. Thanks!

Unknown said...

I teach English and was asked yesterday, "does spelling count? Because if it does I will spell good, otherwise, I will just go with how I am feeling."

I could write a book.

Great blog!

The Crib Chick said...

Could you just give me a brief example of what "Cussing Out in Teacher Language" sounds like? :-)