I don't know if it's a phase of my life or a function of my mood, but for the I've spent much of the last month or so hearing entertainment news and wondering why the public needs to know such things.
I don't want to see Alec Baldwin at his most deplorable. I want to watch him on TV and laugh. I don't want to see David Hasselhoff eat Wendy's off the floor while drunk, I want to make fun of his career. I don't want to see Anna Nicole's last moments re-enacted and if I never heard from Paris Hilton again, my life will still be full and happy. I want happy entertainment news, not the underbelly.
That's why Jeff Ruby might be my new hero. Go and nod in recognition.