Crib Chick: Did I ever tell you that in the seconds right before the accident, I was singing Rock Me Amadeus at the top of my lungs and wearing an Eskimo Joe's Lord of the Onion Rings T shirt? What if that had been it? What if that is how I would have spent my last moments on earth?
Me: I would have been proud. I would totally have sung Rock Me Amadeus at your funeral.