Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Someone Gave Calvin A Water Pill
I hate watching Calvin urinate. Especially when he does it off of a moving vehicle. The other morning, I saw a big ol truck (a Ford F4,908,704,708,472,863,593,629,505,736 maybe?) with two Calvins urinating off both sides of his back window.
The Calvin on the left was urinating on the word MOSLEMS--his spelling, not mine.
The Calvin on the right was urinating on the word ILLEGALS.
I think if I ever become a sticker on my car person, I'll have a sticker of Calvin urinating on Calvin urinating.