And a friend just reminded me of that.
The Crib Chick gave a lovely tribute to me today (and yes, those are real live, direct transcripts of two different phone conversations) and when she called to tell me about it (although I do read her blog, a phone heads up never hurts) I waiting-room-whisper-screamed to her "Get to my blog and watch the lettuce!!!!!
I have laughed at a few things...
Yesterday, we were returning a wheelchair (because to add to the party, there's a sprained ankle among us!! Get your rubber chickens, people. We are a tribe-full of Shecky Greens!!), a kid who couldn't have been more than six stood nearby waiting patiently on the wheelchair.
"You're waiting on this, aren't you?" I asked
"Yeah, if it's one of the big ones."
"It is, you can have it in just a second."
"Good. My dad needs it 'cause you know what a boil is?"
"Well, he has one right here" and he points to his
There's more funny, and I promise to try and share it.