Saturday, May 27, 2006

I've Started Praying Every Day For A Laugh. The Other Day, It Was This...

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement,all the color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk,head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazilian?"

5 comments:

Amerloc said...

Oh, my. Now I have to find a way to extract coffee-spray from my keyboard (the monitor just wipes off, and I can live with speakers that will gargle until they dry out).

I will, of course, forward this to as many people as I can think of who might also be having coffee as they peruse their e-mail.

Trucker Bob said...

The scary, and funny, part, is that it's almost believable.

Susan said...

It's funny because it COULD be true.

elementaryhistoryteacher said...

Bravo! How's your Dad?

educat said...

News as it happens, eht. News as it happens.