The Last Entry On The Deer, I Promise

Preferable Ways For Deer To Commit Suicide (rather than run in front of my car)

• Ingest an unhealthy amount of pills via her salt lick
• Slit her hooves
• Somehow find a house with a gas oven and stick her head inside
• Suck on an exhaust pipe

There, now I am done. Please cease and desist all jokes concerning road kill and mind how you use the phrase "deer in the headlights".