Because Really, I Am A Character Actor...

That's an embarrassingly low sarcasm score. *sigh*

Carmen Miranda You scored 40% Anxiety, 5% Sympathy, 35% Sarcasm, and 20% Wisdom!

You are a nutball, constantly causing mayhem and misunderstandings for everyone around you. You mean well, but you just can't seem to do anything right, and though that often serves to further the plot, it also causes general chaos. You are a one-person army of insanity...but hey, you're colorful. You don't really offer any help or support to the main characters, but you're often fun and mostly interesting. You enjoy causing scenes, which is good, because you can't help it. Nice fruit.