Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Directly From The Student Handbook...

Care of property is one of the very good ways to judge the student body. Care and respect of public and private property is part of the American way of life, and without this protection by law our American way of life would break down.
 
That's right friends, when you don't clean out your locker, you let the Terrorists win and Hugo Chavez gets to live!!
 
Seriously, I am all for care of school property, but must we invoke Lee Greenwood just to keep the cafeteria clean!?!

4 comments:

Susan said...

Since you brought it up--WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PAT ROBERTSON?

I'm sorry, I just really needed to say that. Again. To someone other than my husband.

And now I think I'll go clean up my front porch, in support of the American Way of Life.

Wasp Jerky said...

Maybe you can pull some strings and get them to throw in other important phrases, like "September 11," and "freedom is in the march for democracy's stuggle."

educat said...

Susan, your porch is a beacon of freedom.

Kevin, before I take on the handbook, I am sure changing my classroom rules poster.

Greek Shadow said...

It's hard to get the students to take the teachers and administration seriously if they use too much hyperbole.