Conversation Transcript To Show How White I Really Am

Friend from another culture: Man, I went to Bath and
Body Works to get my niece the Sweet
Pea candle she wanted and it was fifteen bucks! I'm not paying fifteen bucks
for a candle!

Former BBW advisor: I guess this is the part where I am
supposed to tell you about the 100 hour burn time on that candle.

FFAC: I can get you 100 hours of candle, you know those candles near the salsa in the grocery store? Those burn for five days at a time!

Confectioners Sugar, How Come You Taste So Good?: Yeah?
Are they scented?

FFAC: No, you have to have incense for that.

White Girl: Unless you are praying to...

FFAC: Right, unless you are praying to Saint Sweet
Pea.

I come from a culture where everyone has two sets of dishes, and no one has wine glasses. I am working to get over it.