Oh Yeah! I Did Pick The Right Career!

In homage to Dooce, I offer my own entry in How to Charm Me

1. Be the slack jawed one all semester.
2. Answer no follow up questions when you do your hearings (Does this explain?).
3. Get a referral and play real dumb when questioned.
4. Find teacher's Worst. Day. Ever.
5. Hand teacher a slip of paper with the quote, "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. --Albert Einstein"
6. Tell teacher you like the quote and you think it's like the ones she has on her board every day.
7. Allow teacher to ask if you think this might be kind of like this class.
8. Smile and say "Yeah, that's exactly why I wrote it down".

Repeat steps 5-8 as necessary.

I promise tonight to blog about Chingy but need to wash this day off.