It's Like Watching Iron Chef With Yarn

In my neverending search for free stuff online, I was searching crochet patterns. I actually found this site from a thread on crafster. If you are in anyway inclined to handicrafts and have a sense of irony, you will love a site with crochet patterns for pot leaves.

So I end up at the site of a Japanese yarn company, translate the site into English via Google, and end up with these quotable descriptions of their work...

• This year flower motif of attention, 3 making, connect the れ れ, oh with
  while saying, be able to make, rising! It is warm, it held, it is the accessory
  of new feeling.

  The hat which is knitted for the first time is such a simple shape the male
  is completed.With the ｾ ｯ ﾄ of the hat and the muffler please in the present!

  It becomes such a checkered pattern the chart knitting and the reverse side
  knitting of the basis depending upon combination.Don't you think? it becomes
  desired being the color difference

  First you challenge to the simple muffler.If such a BASIC color, you can use
  in the unisex, don't you think

  Delicate pattern is beautiful, it is the muffler of the crochet needle
  knitting. Round and round while increasing, it just knits, very it is the
  luxurious completion.

I will now strive for such commentary for every item I make.