If I Could Make This Stuff Up, Do You Think I'd Be Teaching High School?

Overheard today in the classroom...

"What your baby name?"

"My baby name Jay-Kwan"

"For the rapper?"

"Yeah."

So if all teenage girls name their babies for the music they hear, I started to think of what my children's names might be.

• Kajagoogoo
• Morrissey
• Depeche Mode
• Cramp (yeah, I listened to The Cramps)