Most of my blog entries come while mulling over the day on my drive home. I love my 20 min drive. I use it to gather my thoughts, catch up on news, pray, whatever. When I think over the funny parts of the day, I usually think about how to spin them here.
This would be a very different blog if I ever cease to live alone. I might deconstruct my day to an actual person than to the internet.
So here is what happened in my brain today on the drive. It's a struggle between my loving caring nurturer and my bitchy, cynical, sarcastic side.
I got this kid in class today named (and I will give his real name only as it is relevant to the joke)Ted Junior Nugent III.
Evil Jen---What in the damn are his parents thinking!? How do you name a kid
Nipsy Junior Russell III!?!?
Nurturing Jen---But you don't know the whole story, there has to be something else,
maybe all those names have meaning!
Evil Jen---Yeah, maybe they all mean "I'm a gooney idiot and cannot be
trusted to name a child".
See where my brain goes? I still laugh hard at Lyndon Junior LaRouche III and plan to just giggle at my inner struggle.