Daddy Never Was The Same After That There Slideshow Accident

...and just when I thought I didn't have an entry tonight! I am looking at Yahoo! news this evening and on the left sidebar where they link to their slideshows, I see the following:

Fashion Designer Geoffrey Beene Dies in NY Slideshow

and my mind rushes picturing this audio visual Armageddon. Perhaps his hand is caught in the carousel and then he is sucked in! Perhaps the screen falls on him! What if the slides fall out of the carousel entirely and they (gasp) are not numbered!?!?! Oh! The humanity!!!

Then I woke up and figured out that it is just that the guy died and they have a slideshow.

But please, take a moment to remember the victims of the NY Slideshow tragedy.