Today is momentus for two reasons:
1. As of today, my Bachelor's degree is paid in full! Ten years of student loans are gone gone gone!!! Applaud my riches! Marvel at my discretionary income!
2. The birth of a new blog. I have not fully articulated the bizzare subculture that has emerged at this institute. Our severe severe fatigue has led to an overuse (some would say abuse...I think not) of the art form of haiku. These are now being codified and are live online now! Go. Just humor me.