Take some time to enjoy Engrish.com. My present favorite is the spiral notebook.
Poor barista. This morning as she handed me my usual, she chirped about how glad I must be to be done...what...tomorrow? Ed the Coffee Guy (whom I love for the teacher discount he gives) tried to stop her, I could see him signaling for her to stop. Listen, barista, listen! Please note that I did not snarl at the barista.
Quote of the day from another ready for the end teacher:
"We are on a cattle drive and they keep moving Colorado."