tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5916906.post113857289246481122..comments2023-11-05T03:30:52.349-06:00Comments on Ramblin' Educat: This Week In Nerdeducathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03927744738999545249noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5916906.post-1138728108015461542006-01-31T11:21:00.000-06:002006-01-31T11:21:00.000-06:00Is there a scarf pattern that looks like two tight...Is there a scarf pattern that looks like two tightly crossed legs? That would be perfect....<BR/><BR/>Hell, I don't even know how to knit, and if it would keep my students from getting knocked up, I'd knit 'em ALL a scarf. I'd even use my own silky soft hair when I ran out of yarn....."Ms. Cornelius"https://www.blogger.com/profile/16970201479637588558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5916906.post-1138585051485657672006-01-29T19:37:00.000-06:002006-01-29T19:37:00.000-06:00I wish you'd been at lunch when I discussed this w...I wish you'd been at lunch when I discussed this with my sister. She wrote up an announcement for me.<BR/><BR/>"Are you still a virgin? Do you like scarves? If you do, come to Ms Educat's room for a special virgin scarf! Please bring a Doctor's note as she thinks some of you are skanks."educathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03927744738999545249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5916906.post-1138579770740457642006-01-29T18:09:00.000-06:002006-01-29T18:09:00.000-06:00Hey, if a scarf is a good incentive...*I'll* knit ...Hey, if a scarf is a good incentive...*I'll* knit her one. <BR/><BR/>Maybe that's the campaign all of the 'True Love Waits' types are missing; a scarf for every year you stay a virgin. <BR/><BR/>I can round up a passel of women who'd be happy to knit them if it catches on. <BR/><BR/>(Seriously, if you're asking for votes, I say knit the kid a scarf.)The Crib Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05665830732669404123noreply@blogger.com