Home Improvement, Oklahoma Style

Is it only here that all home improvement advice begins with the words, "Yaounta getcha some..."?

Stain streaking on the benches I'm painting?
"Yaounta getcha a rag and just wipe it on real light."

Did you discover the bathroom you're painting is actually paint over peeling wallpaper which leaves a smooth bare wall exposed?
"Yaounta getcha some joint compound..."

I'm beginning to think this has the makings of a great Q&A situation. All answers will begin with "Yaounta getcha..."